Tuesday 19 March 2013

SHIRLEY YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!!!

Take a look at this article recently published in The Daily Mail....................


Now I don't wish  pass judgement on this outrageous decision, but WHAT IS GOING ON?? Since when has the fundamental flaw in the female DNA been grounds for divorce? Is it poor old Mark's fault that the fairer sex are, in most cases, devoid of the three dimensional directional skills of those with testosterone flowing through their veins? The answer is, OF COURSE NOT! Put your hand up if you (as in male you) have never been left frustrated at the apparent inability of your nearest and dearest to either read a street directory or map, or understand what a GPS actually articulates. Why, even the judge acknowledged that he has suffered this frustration, so how on God's earth can he uphold a divorce on such petty grounds. Seems to me that the former Mrs. Howell couldn't take constructive criticism (these days apparently referred to in the workplace as 'bullying'). I am the first to say that the femme fatale is one of God's greatest creations, but none of God's creatures are perfect, and one of the very few imperfections in the female homo erectus is MAP READING.....and cooking (again, that is NOT necessarily MY opinion, but merely an acknowledgement that 99% of the great chefs of the world are, in fact - male). I for one, would never get into an argument over how to cook the perfect tortilla, but when it comes to discussing the shortest route to the supermercado to but the eggs - well that 's a hervidor de pesces altogether!!!

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