Thursday 31 January 2013

TRAVELLING NORTH


DAY 1: A family straw poll voted for a holiday trip to Paris - France, not Texas - so we loaded up Rocinante and headed north on the A1 with Madrid's chilly 4C fading in the rear vision mirror. It's a 2 hour drive due north to Burgos, an ideal lunch stopover. We passed over the Sierra de Guadarrama, which had surprisingly little snow coverage, and through gloriously manicured farmland that resembled on of those tapestry quilts that grandmothers make.

Burgos Cathedral

I couldn't help noticing that Rocinante's external temperature guage had gone down to 1C as the steeple of Burgos' magnificent gothic cathedral came into view (Spanish travel tip: you can tell when you are approaching a town, as even the smallest village has a cathdral of epic proportions, that can be seen from 20 kilometres away). As we looked for a car park, we couldn't help notice that the people in the streets were all rugged up like Cossacks; as it turns out, for good reason. It was bitterly cold, and we wasted no time in very quickly checking out the cathedral before heading into Viva la Pepa for a hot brewand sammich. The cathedral was spectacular, but it's not going anywhere so we shall visit it again in warmer clime. Astroll back to the car took us along the river promenade and through the extraordinary canopy created by the platanos de sombra, better known as plane trees (a relative of the sycamore); quite amazing.

Showing Buzz How To Spin A Top
Platanos de Sombra


Off we headed, through yet more glorious countryside, aiming for the French border and the western extremes of the Pyrenees and Basque country. As we approached Vitoria-Gasteiz, the highway signs became a guessing game and Rocinante inadvertently headed into town instead of the bypass; forty minutes later, we had managed to finally escape and head for San Sebastian. I'm serious, the signs were a disgrace, and to prove it I did exactly the same thing on the return journey! As dusk approached, so too did Donosita-San Sebastian; we are saving D-SS for a later trip. (Travel tip: It can be quite dangerous driving through the region. When you're sitting on 130kph, it's best to keep your eyes on the road and not be taken in by the mesmerising scenery! Better to head to the slow lane and enjoy the wonderful vistas - it is sa superb region). We filled up Rocinante (at 1.34 euro/litre) before crosing the border into Francais.

Near Briviesca

Bayonne Cathedral
We had been warned previously, and now confronted the reality; just before the border was a tollway that cost us 1 euro; immediately upon hitting French soil we were on another (French administerd) tollway that depsite being half the distance was 3 times the cost. As we were soon to find out, France is the home of tollways and with a monopoly private ownership, they are VERY expensive. We reached our destination of Bayonne around 7.00pm and checked into the Hotel Loreak for a no frills sleepover (85 euro for a non-smoking room that reeked of stale cigarettes!). A quick trip into Bayonne for dinner and an evening stroll rounded out our day.

Biarritz Promenade

DAY 2: Bayonne is only 8 km from the famous seaside resort of Biarritz, once the playground of the royalty and the aristocracy, but now even allowing the LegsyBoys On Tour into town. Let's get this on the table now - Biarritz is magnificent; it is deserving of more than the 4 hours we spent there. After finding a stable for Rocinante, we walked through the narrow streets down to the main promenade and seaside walk. Despite being a fine day, there was a constant haze in the air. Never mind, we found a promenade cafe and waited to place our breakfast order....and waited....and waited. Someone in our party 'cracked it' - alright, it was moi (see how easily I switch from Spanish to French) - and so we got up and left to test the service level at the cafe next door. Our order was obligingly taken and so we sat and absorbed the beauty of the place - the wide golden sandy beach, the architecture, the rocky outcrops of the shoreline, the rolling waves and the cavalcade of passers by....this is more like it. The bill came and I contemplated a second mortgage to cover it! (Travel tip: we had been warned, but France can be VERY expensive - yes, I've already said that, especially when coming from south of the border. The cost of a coffee has just gone up 150%!!).
Three Not So Lucky Seafarers

The Virgin On The Rock
And so we did as everybody else does and strolled the promenade around to the headland, heading out to the Virgin On The Rock, which is exactly what it sounds like. The statue is on a rocky outcrop that is connected to the mainland by a bridge designed by Gustav Eiffel (yep, THAT  engineer) and is there to bless the fisherman who use the port - a rock formation with 3 crosses on it would suggest that it did a fat lot of good for a few unfortunates. The sea pounded against the retaining wall and rocks, covering the kids in seapray - they loved it! Afterwards, we headed Maison Paries (1 Place Bellevue), famous for several local delicacies; this tiny pattisserie has been going for over 100 years and we sampled the famous Basque Gateau (a vanilla butter cake filled with pastry cream...mmmmm, mmm!) and purchased a selection of Kanouga (a specialty choc-caramel bon bon that was created in 1905 for the visiting Russian nobility!). Before bidding adieu to the Cote des Basques, we wished to have a picnic lunch overlooking the rolling waves but sadly, we found ourselves at a roadside travel stop an hour later as we couldn't find a park in the town or its surrounds!
Maison Paries - Kanouga!
Iconic Biarritz
With full stomachs the front seat passengers steeled themselves for the 4 hour drive to our overnight destination. The back seat was becoming stir crazy as we bypassed Bordeaux (another time perhaps), but salvation was around the corner in the shape of an Esso Roadhouse. We just had to stop at this archealogical phenomenon, so we freshended up and took onboard provisions (icre creams and potato chips - what else!) for the final 2 hours. It was dark when we reached the Hotel Come Inn (seriously), checked our bags and whipped up th eroad for a meal (Liam polishing off his 2nd adult sized steak in 2 days!). After los ninos resolved their diferences over who got the top bunk in the double bed, we retired for a well earned rest.
Prehistoric Relic

Sunday 27 January 2013

2012 LIVE PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR

On 23rd November I was watching "Later.....with Jools Holland" when he cut to the attached pre-recorded performance of 'The Never Ending Happening' by Bill Fay. Bordering on reclusive, Fay didn't wish to appear live in the studio. Watch this and see why 'Life Is People' made LegsyBoy's Top 10 albums of 2012. If you aren't moved by it, then I can recommend an excellent cardiac surgeon in Frenchs Forest who can kick start your heart for you (stents are a speciaty!)......
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA9m0BZdrGI

Dang - it's not working is it!! Just type 'Bill Fay The Never Ending Happening' into your search engine and the Youtube clip will come up.

If anyone can explain how I attach a link to an email then I'm all ears......

Thursday 24 January 2013

IBERIAN TEMPORADA DE FIESTAS


He's Got A Tough Job
Before it's a faded memory, let me enlighten you about our first Spanish Festive Season, our first Iberian Navidad (Christmas). Firstly, a bit of history - Although it was once occupied by the Moors, and moorish influences abound, this is obviously not the case now; Spain is a predominantly christian (Catholic) country, a point I am sure is not lost on Monty Python (and Don Quixote) fans. Therein endeth the history lesson.

On The Buses - Moi Frio!
Madrid Lights - Puerta de Alcala
Despite being a Christian stronghold, the Spanish do not celebrate Xmas in the manner it is in Australia, or indeed most other Christian countries I can think of. The fundamental difference lies in WHEN the big ticket celebrations occur. The hardest thing to adjust to is that Father Christmas (Papa Noel) coming on the 25th is pretty much a non-event. Of course, all other religious elements of this day are celebrated, indeed it is a deeply religious occasion,but not the gift giving. That is reserved for the Feast of the Epiphany, the arrival of The Three Kings (Magi) on 6th January when gifts are delivered by putting a boot beside the fireplace, which is filled by a mouse (Don't ask me, I know not why!). There are street parades everywhere celebrating the arrival of the Magi and it's a joyous time. Interestingly, there have been attempts to convert to the 25th December (unsuccesfully at this point) primarily because children return to school on the 7th January, thus leaving them no time to enjoy their gifts and toys.


Roscon de Reyes
Christmas Eve is still very important. It's called Nochebuena (the 'Good Night') and is a time when families gather together to go to church and dine at home; it's one of the most important feasts on the calendar and usually consists of copious amounts of seafood and, of course, jamon. A 'pata de jamon' (hind leg of ham) is often found on a stand in the kitchen, from which the ham is sliced as is your whim. Don't expect to find mince pies or traditional ruit cake anywhere. The traditional Christmas cake of Spain is called the Roscon de Reyes and is traditionally eaten on the 6th January. It's a large, round bundt bread that is covered in glaze and topped with fruit jellies and powdered sugar. Two special surprises are baked inside: either a coin or a baby Jesus figurine and a dried bean (called “haba”). According to custom, whoever finds the coin or baby Jesus figurine will have good luck and whoever finds the haba pays for the roscón. It tastes GREAT! Other sweet delicacies that feature prominently are Panettones, Mazapan (particularly from Toledo - the world's finest), Turron (nougat) and Polvorones (like a biscuit, but with a drier consistency. They crumble into an almond and butter flavoured powder that dissolves in your mouth on the first bite, hence its Spanish name “powdery cake”. They are REVOLTING!).

Nativity In Granada
A Very Handsome Tree
Probably of more importance than the symbolic tree is the Nativity scene (known as a belen), and most houses display them. Indeed, I've never seen so many as I have on our travels around the countryside. Some aspects are fantastic, others curious. Things don't kick off until the 8th December when the lights are literally switched on, and Xmas trees don't appear until mid-month. Retail outlets don't gear up months ahead as they do elsewhere, in fact there is little commercialisation of the season. And of course, there's no such thing as Boxing Day Sales (Boxing Day is not a public holiday), instead the sales start on the 7th January; same mindset, just different timing. One of the absolute toughest things to grapple with is 'presentation'. Firstly, the Spanish do not give cards, pretty much for any occasion. Secondly, gift wrapping (again, for any occasion) is almost superfluous. Finding a roll of decent wrapping paper is akin to discovering a lost Faberge Egg. When you buy gifts from certain chain outlets, they have free gift wrapping stalls where you take your purchase and wrap it yourself in paper that usually has no apparent link to Christmas (unless you consider Mickey Mouse et al a part of Xmas!). Thankfully, my swell sister Sharon mailed us several reams of wrapping (and a few cards) and, on Xmas morning, under our tree looked spectacular - thanks Shaz.

Granada Plaza Mayor
Plaza Mayor Christmas Market

The Spanish do Christmas lights MAGNIFICENTLY. Madrid positively glistened as did Granada and any hamlet or suburb we ventured into. Every tree is an excuse to hang up lights. We did an open top night bus tour of Madrid - it was bitterly cold but oh, so spectacular. And then there's the Christmas markets which, whilst not on the scale of neighbouring countres such as France, UK, Germany, Austria, were great fun, filled with stalls and happy people - even in tough times, the Spanish are delightfully cheerful and friendly.

See my new vest!
Now I can Do Some Real Woman's Work
Christmas Day for us was spectacularly bitter/sweet. There is nothing like the unadulterated expectation, joy and, ultimately, elation (thank goodness!) on a child's face on the morning of the 25th (and I just LOVE it that, even a worldly 10 year old was totally swept up in the moment and was clearly a TRUE BELIEVER - you know what I mean!).The four of us huddled around the iPad to Skype with our families and friends back in Australia, and they were special, albeit a little sad, moments. The big ticket items from Santa included the Millenium Falcon Lego for Buzzy, the latest whizz bang Kindle for Dulcinea, a sewing machine for the Aimster (she seems serious about the fashion design thing!), and tickets to see John Murry for Don LegsyBoy - we all concluded that Papa Noel knew we had tried our best to be good. Then, in the finest tradition of the Spanish (they really are very well dressed and certainly have a sense of occasion), we then donned our finest (los ninos both had special new outfits and looked utterly fabulous, as did Dulcinea in her Xmas frock from 2011 - Santa didn't deliver any new clothes this year) and headed into The Westin Palace Hotel for Brunch De Navidad under the stunning centenial dome of the La Rotonda restaurant. We enjoyed an outstanding, mouth watering smorgasbord banquet of traditional Christmas fare that was simply divine, from the first flute of Laurent-Perrier fizz, via the light-as-a-feather truffles,the shellfish, the jamon iberica, the gastrnomic sweet delicacies, I could go on and on. The staff were brilliant - never obvious, but always attentive. A quiet stroll up to Plaza del Sol to admire the lights and festivities capped off our day.

But Did The Oysters Work?
Sibling Love
You know, Christmas (indeed, anything) is what you want to make it. It can be as simple as the look of genuine delight on your housemaid or the security guard upon receiving a small gift. Life's too short to dwell on anything but the positives, and the LegsyBoys were truly blessed to be able to experience a Christmas in a foreign land, with a foreign culture. Did the white Christmas that los ninos (and grown ups!) were hoping for eventuate? No, but there's always the next one and we'll tick that box some other time. For the LegsyBoys, 2012 really was a memorable Feliz Navidad; I hope yours was too.
Onward towards 2013.........

Westin Palace Foyer







Tuesday 22 January 2013

DAVE

It wasn't long after my 10th birthday (I was gifted!) on 21st February 1977 that I joined Mobil Oil, the mighty Flying Red Horse. Soon after, a Schipping (sic) Scheduler named Dave Kranz introduced himself to me and we have been firm friends ever since. When the stars aligned and I was able to bid a fond adios to The Horse on the 30th November 2010, Kranzie, who was living and working (Although I'm not sure that IT people really know what that means) in the US at the time, was unable to make the soiree, giving some pitiful excuse involving his daughter getting married in Bali and an inability to be in two places at once; no sense of priority if you ask me.

Coffee Break In Madrid - Say No More!

Dave's now back home in Melbourne (and still Working For The Man) with a role that takes him to Thailand. In mid-December, he flew from Thailand to London to attend a former colleague's retirement function. When quizzed he stated that "I missed yours and I don't intend to miss another one" - thanks for that Dave! Anyway, to our absolute delight, he booked a two night side trip to come and see us. British Airways decided to stuff things up somewhat, but Dave finally got here after 6.00pm on the Friday (only a lazy 5 hours late) and stayed until late afternoon on the Sunday.


Picasso's 'La Guernica'
Pretending he Can't See It!
We had a great time - I'm speaking on his behalf as well! On the Saturday we managed to do a city orientation bus tour, although it was curtailed somewhat due to road closures associated with the weekly austerity protest march; it took us Grand Via, past Plaza de Espana, the awesome Imperial Palace, and numerous other major places of interest. We got off near the Golden Triangle - the Prado, the Thyssen and the Reina Sofia museums and ducked into the latter. It's home to Spanish modern art and houses, amongst other works, Picasso's 1937 masterpiece 'La Guernica', the gargantuan work that is now a global anti-war symbol perpetual reminder of the tragedies of war. We saw a few Salvador Dali's as well. Being famished, we popped into Estado Puro for some tapas. Not your average, run of the mill tapas, but Paco Roncero's Michelin rated molecular gastrobar (yeah, yeah, that defeats the everyday meaning of tapas, but who cares!). We partook of "Ali-oli Potatoes: The Luxury Version", XXIst Century Tortilla, Iberian Ham Croquettes, Tiger Mussels, and some Brie, Baby Onion and Black Olive Tapenade on Toast, washed down with some appropriate vino tinto. We didn't have room for the grilled pig's ear or tripe Madrid style - perhaps next time!

Dave's Fave - 'The Gathering' by Angeles Santos Torroella
Picasso's 'Dead Birds' - Que??






The following day we visited the Christmas markets around Plaza Mayor and wandered through the amazing Mercardo de San Miguel, marvelling at all the tapas on display. Dave and I partook of the traditional festive season lunchtime fare - freshly cooked calamari in a baguette....divine! We strolled to Plaza de Espana where Dave had his picture taken with a statue of Don LegsyBoy's spiritual leader, and then it was all too quickly off to the airport for a flight back to Bangkok.
Two Cool Cats In Estado Puro

I've forgiven Kranzie for not making my farewell extravaganza. We hadn't seen each other for quite a while, and it was fabulous to catch up and relive some past times and share some new ones in a wonderful location. It's said that the distance between friends is not far - it shows that 24,000 km is just a hop, step and a jump. Thanks Dave.....I have a sneakin' suspicion that you'll be back!

Dave, Don & Pancho

Sunday 20 January 2013

FATHER JOHN MISTY PREACHES TO THE CONVERTED


EL SOL, MADRID 11 DECEMBER, 2012

NO's Brad Carter
The cellar that passes for El Sol is a seething mass of expectancy. There’re so many flannelette clad, hirsute caballeros in attendance one could be forgiven for thinking this was some kind of lumberjack convention; despite a smattering of senoras, this is definitely a boys’ night out.


NO - sculpted hair and lo slung jeans
Los Angeles based NO kick off the night. The 5-piece indie rockers are fronted by Kiwi Brad Carter and the only thing slung lower than his guitar are his jeans – I just don’t get that look!  Their sound is as sculpted as their zany hair’n’beards, and their set is well received. They seem genuinely pleased by the warm response, and whilst promising to come back I wouldn’t be holding my breath.
Fathe John Misty searches for the high notes
The good Father John Misty takes to the pulpit with his band and immediately places the audience on the back foot with a “Good evening motherfuckers” greeting; I’m not sure that this is the sermon most have come to hear. Gone is the long hair and beard, and with it the perception that this would be a celebration of Laurel Canyon ambience. Josh Tillman is touring to support his majestic album ‘Fear Fun’, one of the year’s outstanding releases, and the gentle strumming and haunting harmonies of opener ‘Funtimes In Babylon’ receives immediate recognition and rapturous approval. However rapture rapidly descends to concern as he sings the first refrain, opting not to reach the glorious falsetto so integral to the sound of the whole studio album. Fortunately, by the second chorus, equilibrium is restored and his voice soars into the stratosphere, note perfect; it’s a sublime, hair raising moment. There isn’t another false note all evening.
Father John Misty's hot gospel

Throughout the course of the show, Tillman’s banter with the audience borders on belligerent and several hecklers clearly tire of the incessant “motherfucker” reference – not many Spaniards speak English, but some words traverse all languages! What makes this stance all the more confusing is that he clearly enjoys performing his music, and the punters are equally appreciative of each song. In severing his Fleet Foxes relationship, Tillman has ditched his name in favour of Father John Misty and removed himself from his drum kit. He is an imposing figure on centre stage and totally absorbed in his music. The bohemian whimsy of the album is turned into a heaving, gyrating mass of hips, arms and legs as he totally immerses himself in each and every performance; it is engrossing to both hear and watch.


Charismatic Jeffertiti Rumano witha savant over his shoulder
His band doesn’t put a foot wrong; Kyle Flynn (keyboards) and Dixie Darley (rhythm guitar) are solid, charismatic bassist Jeffertiti Rumano vies for headline attention, and guitarist Benji Lysaight is as creative as his background suggests (he’s a dropout from LA’s Savant Art School!). Toughest gig of all must be as the drummer for a drummer; Aaron Sperske was the original drummer in Beechwood Sparks and more recently with Ariel Pink, and he holds things together immaculately. Tillman himself remains steadfastly at the microphone, only once lifting an acoustic guitar during ‘Tee Pees 1-12’. Together they are tight, harmonious, and clearly enjoy the interplay with their main man. Interestingly, none of them featured in the recording of “Fear Fun”.
Humidity's killing me - I had an afro when we started


Father John discourses 11 of the 12 songs from “Fear Fun” before taking his exit; there’s none of his earlier solo material, not wholly surprising seeing he openly admits to its mediocrity. Ignoring the between-song interplay, his performance is an overall triumph. He returns alone, excluding the tree-trunk sized spliff in his hand, to sit upon a stool and deliver an a-cappella rendition of the Bing Crosby standard ‘Nevertheless (I’m In Love With You)’. If you’re going to lay your singing credentials on the line then there can be few more rigorous ‘warts and all’ tests than to go it alone; the man can sing! Finally, he is joined by the rest of the band for a ramshackle version of Canned Heat’s ‘On The Road Again’ before he departs, obviously pleased with the reception he has received, and leaving the band to work out how to wind up the song. It’s all over in an hour.
 
How do you evaluate someone whose performance reaches both extremes? Does the crude belligerence outweigh the exquisiteness of the performance? Would I venture out to hear another sermon from Father John Misty? The answer is an unequivocal “SI”, but in my case I guess he’s preaching to the converted!
Father John Misty - one motherf***er too many?

Set List (all songs bar the encores from Fear Fun):

1.            Funtimes In Babylon
2.            Only Son Of The Ladiesman
3.            Nancy From Now On
4.            I’m writing A Novel
5.            Misty’s Nightmare 1 & 2
6.            This Is Sally Hatchett
7.            Well, You Can Do It Without Me
8.            Now I’m Learning To Love The War
9.            Tee Pees 1-12
10.          Everyman Needs A Companion
11.          Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings
Encore:
12.          Nevertheless (I’m In Love With You) – Bing Crosby
13.          On The Road Again – Canned Heat